Denise Faye:
Denise Faye
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Information:
Name: Denise Faye
Born: 1963-07-16
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Martial Law (1999), Game Day (1999), Memoirs of a Geisha (2005), The Beach Boys: An American Family (2000), Melissa (1995)
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Helen Hunt:
Helen Hunt Nude
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Information:
Name: Helen Hunt
Born: 1963-06-15
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001), The Nativity (1987), The Fitzpatricks (1978), Weekend (1982), Incident at Dark River (1989)
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Alona Tal:
Alona Tal Nude
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Information:
Name: Alona Tal
Born: 1983-10-20
Height: 1.63
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Filmography:
Frangela (2007), 7th Heaven (2006), Cane (2007), Cold Case (2006), Pijamot, Ha- (2006)
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Ian Somerhalder:
Ian Somerhalder Nude
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Information:
Name: Ian Somerhalder
Born: 1978-12-08
Height: 1.77
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Filmography:
The Lost Samaritan (2008), Fireball (2009), Marco Polo (2007), Lost (2005), TV: The Movie (2006)
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Q: What's green and purple and goes up and
down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
StrangNairnexd
Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the
waist down.
I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.
DaimhinAthelstansU
Why did the little piglet fall
in love with
the hog?
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
EllwoodBrantji
When is a black dog not a black dog ?
When
it's a greyhound !
WoodruffSuckiMs
The Judge admonished the witness, "Do you
understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?"
"I do."
"Do you
understand what will happen if you are not truthful?"
"Sure," said
the witness. "My side will win."
FarrelAchazyaIq
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of
tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold!
SilverioJoaquinEk
Teacher: What
a glum face, what would you say
if I came to school with a face like
yours ?
Pupil: I'd be too
polite to mention it !
PickworthEdwaldPK
An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the
mugger took everything
I had
AlisterMontaeHt
How many evolutionists does it take to
change a light
bulb?
Only one, but it takes eight million years.
SuidhneVanAkenhM
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband
told
his wife the good news:
"Honey, we've finally got enough
money to buy what we started saving
for in 1979."
"You mean a
brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.
"No," said the husband, "a
1979 Cadillac."
DelronBruciepc